sometimesmoms are bribes, bludgeoning, with tongues that chase youwhenever you get a chance passed a mirror

It is only in grammar that the mighty can be bound by rules made by the humble

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

I now saw, with great dismay, that what I had been carrying all this time was not a bowl but a book. This ruined everything.

Every time I am reading actors I can pretty well tell which ones have studied with Meisner. It is because they are honest and simple and don't lay on complications that aren't necessary.

It's not about me - it's like, "How can I help you?" And when you give like that, you receive so much. It was an incredible experience, but it also gave me that bug: I wanted new music so badly.

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

No one's busy thinking bad things about you. They're all too busy thinking bad things about themselves.

Character makes its own destiny.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

True 'joy' is the difference between just amusing ourselves to death and creating 'meaningful' pleasure.