someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and—hello, irony.

And all those things you listed right now, they’rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don’t want me. You want me andGarrett.

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it

They'll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.

I can only imagine the quiet horror that people must endure when they meet me in person.

I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.

I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill-clad, ill-nourished.

The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.

I want to talk to him. I want to ask him about that girl and if he loved her and still misses her.

Waiting is worse than knowing. Grief rends the heart cleanly, that it may begin to heal; waiting shreds the spirit.

When you become thoughtless, then you can see, feel Reality.

Every reader his or her book. Every book its reader.

Art is more than a series of images that are disembodied. Art is objects that live in real places, economies, spaces, architecture.