our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another

...as he discovered in the course of his uncountable years that a lie is more comfortable than doubt, more useful than love, more lasting than truth...

Do you imagine the universe is agitated? Go into the desert at night and look at the stars. This practice should answer the question.

The truth is simple.Lies are complex.The truth comes in sentences.Lies... in paragraphs.Pay attention to this when someone is communicating with you.

He wanted to live life in such a way that if a photograph were taken at random, it would be a cool photograph.

The stronger the ties that bind us to God, the more likely we are to live, react, and behave in harmony with...greater joy, peace, and happiness.

As the shadow in early morning, is friendship with the wicked; it dwindles hour by hour. But friendship with the good increases, like the evening shadows, till the sun of life sets.

The most important thing I learned in school was how to touch type.

At school I was always trying to con my teachers into letting me act out book reports instead of writing them.

I shall know you, secrets by the litter you have left and by your bloody footprints.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Give me a theme," the little poet cried, "And I will do my part," "'Tis not a theme you need," the world replied; "You need a heart.