my only complaints are two:that I didn't make myself readyfor you sooner in life, thatI can't give you better, Love you more.

Being dead is highly overrated. It’s no fun at all." -- Mythe: A Fairy Tale

I think I play center field better than I do anywhere else. I have enough speed and enough reaction to know where the ball goes off the bat.

In terms of hardline right-wing people on television, there's some people that make me cringe when I change the channel.

After every temptation you will be either closer to God or further from Him.

I think the possibility of continuing on a comedy is greater than a drama.

Therefore 5,000 new video gambling machines costs the economy 5,000 lost jobs each year

It is never wise to turn aside from knowing, however the knowing comes.

I got your strand of hair, I kiss it day and night.

Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

Once an audience feels that you trust them like you trust a friend, they do become your friends.