i wish cats could float around your head

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice in Wonderland would say…

Always choose to trust yourself and your ability to listen.

Making a great first impression is not an accident, and with a little planning, experimentation, and application, you can transform your style, substance, and impact.

One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.

Our people, though capable of strong and durable feeling, were not demonstrative in their affection at any time, least of all in the presence of guests or strangers.

What is the point of singing wonderful lyrics if the audience can't understand what is being said or heard?

Once you hear something, you can never return to the time before you heard it.

How beautiful that after 2,000 years, no one can outdo "God is love." It's the most perfectly concise, hopeful phrase in history.

Max Lucado says that 'A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.' That is true and a man who wants to find out the truth must also do the same thing!

I have a perfect horror of words that are not backed up by deeds.