Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts Of A Mexican Panda Express Employee Quotes
i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party
shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator
i wish cats could float around your head
my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it
i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages
