i've had enough of this. if you'll excuse me, i'm going to find a tavern where i can pay an underdressed woman to sit it my lap and look very pleased with me while i drink heavily

Death is a state of mind---many people on Earth spend their entire lives dead.

Dont trust in life and expect that it will betray you in any time

To win, you have to believe you will win.

There is a leader in every manager, there is not a manager in every leader.

And after two days in civilization we realized we could never stay for long and started to plan our next adventure.

I am a big man, but I've allowed my condition to deteriorate by being overweight.

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

I didn’t want to hear that people lived happily ever after. I wanted to know that other people suffered, too.

I always liked paintings to be walls rather than windows. When we see a painting on a wall, it's a window, so I often put my paintings in the middle of the space to make a wall.