I didn’t want to hear that people lived happily ever after. I wanted to know that other people suffered, too.

Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day; adults laugh an average of five times a day. We have a lot of catching up to do.

Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality.

Know that every mother occasionally feels "at the end of her rope." When you reach the end of your rope, don't add guilt to your frustration. No one said motherhood was going to be easy.

There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.

I sincerely pity the poor man you marry. I doubt he’ll have a moment’s peace.

A hundred times I must have thought of ways to take it back, but I wasn't smart enough to understand that an apology is a sign of strenght, not weakness (...)

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses it is an idea that possesses the mind.

What a glorious time they must have in that wilderness, far from mankind and election day!

Walking into a room filled with people you don't know but who know you brings out your worst vulnerabilities.

I do not understand the capricious lewdness of the sleeping mind.

I can count the number of dates I've had on one hand. I wish that guys would approach me, but they don't.

Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.

Resentments are like stray dogs,if you don't pet them, they will go away.

I don't know what it was, maybe the movie theaters in my immediate surrounding neighbourhood in Burbank, but I never saw what would be considered A movies.

I grew up around backstage, and that clinched it for me.