Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!

When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe

YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !

Embrace being perfectly imperfect. Learn from your mistakes and forgive yourself, you’ll be happier.

When Hate takes center stage you know you're watching the wrong show

It's a bad word, 'belong.' Especially when you put it with somebody you love ... You can't own a human being.

It is easy for anybody to call himself or herself a “Christian” but the truth is we respond from very different world-views.

Licking your wounds will not stop the bleeding, but applying pressure will.

Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.

There is no such thing as an ugly girl.

To a writer, madness is a final distillation of self, a final editing down. It's the drowning out of false voices.

Sinatra was just one of Mom's friends.

I pride myself on breaking any box that anyone wants to put me in.