You wouldn't want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You'd get bummed out, and you'd just stay at home and watch the news.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

It is by your own that you have to learn a lesson and they by themselves so that they will blame you not.

Why do we people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute?

Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living.

If humanity can exist for another million years, everybody's going to be a light shade of yellow-brown-red-tan.

Just about anyone can pass if they have a home computer and are a quick study.

It would be easy to descend into despair, not only about the state of journalism, but the future of American democracy. But giving up is not an option. There is too much at stake.

I speak not of men's creeds—they rest between Man and his Maker.

The American people need no course in philosophy or political science or church history to know that God should not be made into a celestial party chairman.

Justice is in subjects as well as in rulers.

I love women, and I just think that they're great. I mean, yes, they can be a little nutty sometimes, but they're great.