...You won't get eternal life by just feeling the presence of God in flowers or music.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

All the time she writing the world had continued.

Tomorrow will be better.”“But what if it’s not?” I asked.“Then you say it again tomorrow. Because it might be. You never know, right? At some point, tomorrow will be better.

The tank, the submarine, the torpedo, the machine-gun, even the rifle and the hand grenade are still in use.

Every plain wall deserves a piece of work, so why not cover it with a smile?

Chance has something to say, even how to write a good letter.

Few minds wear out; more rust out.

A man is an artist only at certain moments, by an effort of will. Objects have the same appearance for everybody.

It doesn't matter how old you are, there is a little child within who needs love and acceptance.

We're quietly aching for something to celebrate

No one can hold absolute power for long, controlled power endures.