You were born original don't die a copy

Writing is storytelling and all of us are authors, not just of words but of reality. You are the author of your life, so go out and live! Then never quit writing about it!

Whatever you do to the animals, you do to yourself. Remember that.

Whatever you do to the animals, you do to yourself.

Art, its completeness, its formedness, its finishedness, had no power to console. Words, on the other hand, were a lifeline.

The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken only a miracle can mend it.

I hope people will find the book [Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries] a whole lot more than hollow.

The good teams are good at what they do.

Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine; Love was born at Christmas; Star and angels gave the sign.

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

I don't want to write melodies anymore. I can only write really simple, dumb caveman melodies.

It has been argued that British girls are incapable of deep feeling or brilliant acting owing to their lack of temperament. This, I am positive, is not true.

Doctrinal preaching certainly bores the hypocrites; but it is only doctrinal preaching that will save Christ's sheep.

Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?” “On occasion,” said Locke. “There are contrary opinions.