You think of George Washington, this man who was larger than life, and in some ways he was. But at the same time, he's just a person.

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

Part of your job as an artist is to push yourself and make sure your creative juices are flowing.

You learn history in school, and you have a reverential feeling toward it. But by being irreverent, it feels current.

You never can take for granted that you have a job.

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

If it doesn't feel like a job and I'm learning something and getting that rush that I get, I don't care if it's behind a camera, on a TV set, or on the moon.

Maybe I'm naive, but I subscribe to the idea that nobody is actually making strategic decisions about their career. Trying to do that would be like playing three-card monte on Canal Street.

The place I feel most at home is when I have health insurance. I really don't care how I get it, whether it's on film, or television or waiting tables, you know?

MIGHT, something God only has.

The emphasis on the birth of Christ tends to polarize our pluralistic society and create legal and ethnic belligerence.

I make solutions that nobody wants to problems that don't exist.

The guides from the book of Joshua will combine to provide the most powerful source of courage and strength there is: faith in our Heavenly Father and in His Son, Jesus Christ.

To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a child.

Working hard is important. But there is something that matters even more, believing in yourself.

Do you serve God or do you serve your feelings? Believe the Word of God over and above your feelings.

Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse.

As with many other things, there is a surprising amount of prejudice against quality control, but the proof of the pudding is still in the eating.

I feel that if you are blessed, or lucky enough, to be doing well, you should help others.