You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell.

If you're a pro coach, NFL stands for 'Not for long.

I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.

He can be a great player in this league if he learns how to say two words: "I'm full."

We make a mockery of God’s forgiveness when we deliberately engage in sin because we think He will forgive it later.

Income, that is the thing. I wish an income that will keep flowing into my purse whether I sit upon the wall or travel to far lands.

To those who say there is no God, you must seek to find Him. Deut. 4:29.

The war... was an unnecessary condition of affairs, and might have been avoided if forebearance and wisdom had been practiced on both sides.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

Who says I like right angles? These are not my laws, these are not my rules.

She wanted only tall smooth bottles whose labels spoke of Proof.

It's funny when I get recognized on the train. People either say ‘I love your show, dude’ or ‘Hey, where do you buy good weed?’

Christian freedom does not mean being free to do as we like; it means being free to do as we ought.

I don't find much influence in opera. It was such a different part of me.