You're putting me to sleep, Michael.

When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

Deep connection is the antidote to madness.

It’s not like I planned it. I never woke up from some rosy dream and said, “Okay, world, today I’m gonna spaz.

Love' Two perfectly happy people ready to gamble

Pray to God one minute, listen to Him for one hour.

I have great respect for the Syrian people, as I do for the rest of the Middle East.

Take everything to the next level and have fun doing it. No limits, no rules!

Recognize the cunning man not by the corpses he pays homage to but by the living writers he conspires against with the most shameful weapon, Silence, or the briefest review.

When I hear myself, I don't know how I sound.

Everything is vain and tortures the spirit instead of calming and satisfying it.

If you don't follow the stock market, you are missing some amazing drama.