First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

You're putting me to sleep, Michael.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

Everyman has the ability to lie but luckily not everyman has the ability to hide their lies masterly!

Nature is inexorable. If men do not follow the truth they cannot live.

what is seen must always be the outcome of much that is unseen.

If you're going to lead people, you better know how to manipulate people, and you have to be pretty smart to be able to do that.

Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

Obedience is the pathway to blessing. It’s the means of protection. It’s the means of joy. It’s the means to finding God’s best in our lives.

Art is the escape from personality.

Harlem is a stage. It's like its own planet, from the way we dress to the swag in the way we walk and talk.