You only get one chance at your life so why not jump cars?

A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.

Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess, but if you stick around long enough, eventually something is going to happen.

I've had plenty of good times and have settled peacefully into quite a boring existence that I love. I had enough fireworks and chaos. It is a blissful boring life, believe me.

When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating. That's available 24/7 if I want, which is amazing.

People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't wait to stick it to 'em.

I try to approach making movies in a way that it's about the making of them and not the result of them, if that makes sense.

I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

I think all males from Detroit have an obsession with cars.

Aristotle deemed courage to be the first virtue, because it makes all the other possible.

Sickness awakens sadness sleeps- Moments of aloneness results into peace.

The present is shaped by the past.

It was very natural that people just think of me as a comic actor.

Golf is game of respect and sportsmanship; we have to respect its traditions and its rules.

Art is based on a strong sentiment of religion,--on a profound and mighty earnestness; hence it is so prone to co-operate with religion.

A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.

Believe me, when an actress is told that her very name is synonymous with bad acting, she's had it.

Cooking is like decorating - it never bores me.

We have got to lose the primary in order to win the general.