You must never believe all these things which the scientists say because they always want more than they can get-they are never satisfied.

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.

The press is our chief ideological weapon.

The United States will eventually fly the Communist red flag…The American people will hoist it themselves.

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

"Freedom" in capitalist countries exists only for those who possess money and who consequently hold power.

The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.

I once said, 'We will bury you,' and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.

The survivors (of a nuclear war) would envy the dead.

The United States now sleeps under a Soviet moon

We came upon a massacre at the Shrine of Prometheus. The humans were ripped to shreds. There was no one ieft alive to say what happened, said Eros.

It's been amazing, the number of commercials that I've done, starting back in 1968. It must be 8, 000.

If you believe in the right to life, then you must believe in the right to have the means to defend that life.

If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and for earning money.

Character is forged not on the mountaintop but in the valley.

For the film to 'earn' the right to be criticized on a scientific level is a high compliment indeed.

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

In comparison to the eight years I spent on Klonopin, the cocaine and brandy wins hands down. If you are ever in a drugstore and they put you on Klonopin, run out of there screaming.