You just want to love Tim Matheson and just cuddle him. He's really - and he's gorgeous. He has much in common with [Ronald Reagan] Reagan's outward persona.

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Cancer is really hard to go through and it's really hard to watch someone you love go through, and I know because I have been on both sides of the equation.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.

Motherhood is the only thing in my life that I've really known for sure is something I wanted to do.

I am always looking for a great play and a great part to do.

I am definitely as happy as I've ever been. Happier, I would say, than I've ever been.

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. So the only thing to really be afraid of is if you don't go get your mammograms.

The real difficulty about volcanism is not to see how it can start, but how it can stop.

When faced with a difficult situation, do not panic but pray!

In honor of Al Gore, green tea, not Tea Party, but Al Gore green tea. And by the way, it's tree hugger-approved.

Envy's a sharper spur than pay: No author ever spar'd a brother; Wits are gamecocks to one another.

You have to love the doing of what you're doing and not wait for the phone to ring.

Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.

Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking.

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.

The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.

Sometimes my feet are tired and my hands are quiet, but there is no quiet in my heart.