You help us, they’ll lock you up for the rest of your life.

Because when you’re really scared to do something … do it right away.

Sergeant Tin said it would be easier to just call you Corporal. She said you go back and forth, promoted one day and busted the next.

Therm-bombs! Drop ’em right on us! I been roasted before—it’s nothing!

Because if I ever get nailed, I don’t want you running out to get the same medicine. Believe me, if it’s you lying out there, I’m gonna make sure you’re alive before I go.

Follow the plan until it goes to shit, and then kill everything that isn’t human.

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three.

I hate flying. Know why? Because no one really understands how planes actually work.

I set up situations that involve abandoning control and finding out what happens.

Redeeming sinners from all nations through Jesus Christ was God's plan from the beginning.

And if people do like me, I think it's because I'm a stand-up guy.

Forgiveness is not generally something that you find as a coin to be used by politicians.

I'm trying not to be a kid all the time, but it's hard.

I tell people all the time, preached a couple Sundays about it. I'm for everybody. You may not agree with me, but to me it's not my job to try to straighten everybody out.

I had come in time to learn that it was a mistake to smile a friendly smile when somebody made a fool of me.

Before I was humiliated I was like a stone that lies in deep mud, and he who is mighty came and in his compassion raised me up and exalted me very high and placed me on the top of the wall.