Because if I ever get nailed, I don’t want you running out to get the same medicine. Believe me, if it’s you lying out there, I’m gonna make sure you’re alive before I go.

Because when you’re really scared to do something … do it right away.

You help us, they’ll lock you up for the rest of your life.

Sergeant Tin said it would be easier to just call you Corporal. She said you go back and forth, promoted one day and busted the next.

Therm-bombs! Drop ’em right on us! I been roasted before—it’s nothing!

Follow the plan until it goes to shit, and then kill everything that isn’t human.

Life is a nightmare that leaves its mark upon you in order to prove that it is, in fact, real.

There is something about sales that is universal

Protectiveness has often muffled the sound of doors closing against women.

Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes.

I suspect there's a lot of validity to the premise that big companies aren't going to attract entrepreneurial talent.

The intention of cheating no one lays us open to being cheated ourselves.

I see massive potential for entertainment to create wide sweeping change.

Fear will always knock on your door. Just don't invite it in for dinner. And for heaven's sake, don't offer it a bed for the night.

If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

Macaulay is well for awhile, but one wouldn't live under Niagara.