You have to know how to score.

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.

Losing is essential to anyone's success. The more you lose, the more you want to win.

It's like the animal kingdom. Adapt or go extinct.

He's the kind of guy who will stab you in the back right to your face.

I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.

How's the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we're overpaid crybabies.

Don't worry what people say or what people think. Be yourself.

I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.

America's civilization perturbs the trajectories of all other civilizations just by existing.

The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, it is conformity.

Under current law, on January 1, 2013, there's going to be a massive fiscal cliff of large spending cuts and tax increases.

Even with the sacred printing press, we got erotic novels 150 years before we got scientific journals.

The only marketers who know what the hell they're doing are those who have worked in sales

I never blame failure - there are too many complicated situations in life - but I am absolutely merciless toward lack of effort.

Sometimes a catastrophe is simply a course correction.

I tell you the truth, any object you have in your mind, however good, will be a barrier between you and the inmost Truth.

The genitals themselves have not undergone the development of the rest of the human form in the direction of beauty.

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.