I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.

Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.

The course is perfection and it asks perfection.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

The word is control. That's my ultimate - to have control.

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's getting his power from. He's young and has great elasticity.

It's not a British attitude to dedicate yourself to such an extent as he [Wilkinson] does... He is such a dedicated so-and-so who only thinks about booting it over the posts

It reminds me that no embrace will ever feel the same again, because no one will ever be like her again, because she's gone. She's gone, and crying feels so useless, so stupid, but it's all I can do.

Never get tired of being your true original self. You are too special to be anything other than a reflection of your true identity.

An excellent photograph is the one which has excellently captured an excellent moment!

Samantha reminds me of the difference between what is illusion and what is real. I am reminded whenever I forget that we choose our truth and whether to embrace it or not.

Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies."(Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan.)

I hope there's a tinge of disgrace about me. Hopefully, there's one good scandal left in me yet.

Remembrance is a form of meeting.

Organize before they rise!

[W]e pity our fathers for dying before steam and galvanism, sulphuric ether and ocean telegraphs, photograph and spectrograph arrived, as cheated out of their human estate.

Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it.