You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in the next episode.

I have to admit: I have been known to be obsessively neat and like things arranged just so.

Im a huge fan of The Odd Couple, yes, and any comparisons to Tony Randall and or Jack Lemmon are completely welcome. I kind of try to channel those guys, and then add my own neuroses, too.

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. Ive got no plans to stop doing it.

I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.

With classic sitcoms like MASH, the characters all drove each other crazy, and that's what you loved to see.

A fan once stopped me outside a theatre and gave me as a gift a signed photograph of Sir Laurence Olivier. It was strange, but nice, too.

I do have a chore schedule - in my mind. I dont tell anyone I have it, but its in my mind.

When I met Bono at the Cannes Film festival while I was there for the film 'United 93, ' he said to me, 'That's a great film, brother. Thank you for your courage in making it.' I plotzed.

A coward talks to everyone but YOU.

Invest in your dreams, not in your fears.

The circumstances of everyday life were too demanding-and in American's great cities, appalling.

Isn’t time the only one true god? It makes and breaks

When I am not king, then THE Kingdom has its best chance of breaking through.

Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together.

We must never surrender. America will get better and better. Keep hope alive. Keep hope alive.

Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty hours a day and I never get tired

It is only after we have integrated the dark side of the moon into our world view that we can begin to talk seriously of universal culture.