You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.

The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?

I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

never say never. whoops - said it twice

I may forget myself, but you I could never forget.

In the twilight, it was a vision of power.

I caught a lot of flak for being a young mama.

Happiness is what you choose to remember.

I'm a talkative person because I like to get to know a person and I like you to get to know me.

I think the best part of being an author is that I get to learn about anything I want and explain it away as research.

You always try to find the right style for the movie. That's the key.

There is no such thing as failure. Failure is just life trying to move us in another direction.

Death was past, life not come: so he waited.

I don't think happiness is necessarily the reason we're here. I think we're here to learn and evolve, and the pursuit of knowledge is what alleviates the pain of being human.