You can't build a substantial V out of turtles!

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You have to be odd to be number one.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Record sales don't matter when the people who bought the records are dead and gone.

No person, relationship, or religion should complete you. They can enhance whatever is already there, but completion of the self comes from within, not from anything beyond that.

Falling in love is easy. Fools fall in love all the time. Staying in love is the test of time and the gift you give to one another daily….

Man is free; yet we must not suppose that he is at liberty to do everything he pleases, for he becomes a slave the moment he allows his actions to be ruled by passion.

I just want to be normal, like everybody else." "Are you sure that being like everybody else will make you happy?

So young a child ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name!

Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.

An excuse is the tool our weak self uses to prevent our strongest self from reaching greatness.

To be lost in spiritlessness is the most terrible thing of all.