You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language.

Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.

If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?

If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.

The two most important rules in a gunfight are: always cheat and always win.

Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty.

Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!

The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead.

An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

Don't shoot fast, shoot good.

When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

Our spirit is mightier than the filth of our memories.

It’s better to make baby steps in the right direction than big steps in the wrong direction!

Your entire sense of self-worth is predicated upon your belief that you matter, that you matter to the universe. But you don't. Because we are the ants.

If I had a chance for another life, I would certainly choose a better complexion.

Few of us are granted the grace to know ourselves, and until we do, maybe the best we can do is be consistent.

I see a lot of people of color in my fanbase and at all my shows, and it's really awesome.

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

I think a good director casts a film so that the actors bring a lot to the table.

The problem with love is attachment; love makes you dependent. Unattached love - you love for the hell of it.

Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart.