You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold.

I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'

Even here in California with more contemporary buildings. I have a real problem with the low doorframes. It's a curse! That's just another of the many problems I have to live with.

Happiness is a collection of joyful experiences shared with soul friends. Get together and have some fun!

We find beauty not in the thing itself but in the patterns of shadows, the light and the darkness, that one thing against another creates.

My life will have been a succession of lives, as if I have had several lives, a multiplicity of stories and roles. I have not ceased to have changes of life.

International politics is never about democracy and human rights. It's about the interests of states. Remember that, no matter what you are told in history lessons.

Each man enters into God so much as God enters into him.

Women always try to tame themselves as they get older, but the ones who look best are often a bit wilder.

Another name for peace is development.

Respect for life and for the dignity of the human person also extends to the rest of creation, which is called to join man in praising God.

Every Socialist outbreak only blazes new paths for Capitalism.

For me, whenever I'm physical it spins my mind and whenever there's a lot going on I put my gloves on or I wrestle somebody and I feel zen.