You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

It's the words we whisper to ourselves that make us who we are.

By the time your perfect information has been gathered, the world has moved on.

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art

The very word baptizé, however, signifies to immerse; and it is certain that immersion was the practice of the ancient Church.

Converting grace puts God on the throne, and the world at His footstool; Christ in the heart, and the world under Hisfeet.

If football had always been my main goal then I would have gone to some scholarship school; I could have gotten more exposure there.

If you write every day, you're going to write a lot of things that aren't terribly good, but you're going to have given things a chance to have their moments of sprouting.

The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.