You all got only three friends in this world: The Lord God Almighty, the Sears Roebuck catalog and Eugene Talmadge. And you can only vote for one of them

I may … surprise you - but I shall not deceive you.

You have only three real friends: Jesus Christ, Sears Roebuck, and Gene Talmadge.

God is but a supernatural spirit. He resides dormant in you, until you awaken to liberate yourself from this ignorance that you are body and mind.

It’s OKAY to be scared. Being scared means you’re about to do something really, really brave.

My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you.

There's always competition out there. That's what makes life exciting.

We like to pioneer, we like to explore, we like to go down dark alleys and see what's on the other side.

Don't look for the big, quick improvement. Seek the small improvement one day at time. That's the only way it happens-and when it happens, it lasts.

The sights I have just seen [at Buchenwald] are so unbelievable that I don't think I'll believe them myself until I've seen the photographs.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Man is guided by the stomach. He walks and the stomach goes first and the head afterwards. Have you not seen that? It will take ages for the head to go first.

When afflictions arrest us, we shall murmur and grumble and struggle until we see that it is God that strikes.