Writing really is a difficult craft and there are many parts to master.

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.

Man is lonely mainly because he has been disconnected from the Divine presence.

Mr. Chairman, I think the record should show that for the first time since McKinley, we have a Republican president worth shooting, and I think that's a good sign.

The question is, when does the therapeutic community end and the reality kick back in Then, what do you do with them

The Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules - the first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

I've felt depressed many times in my life, so I can draw on those times in my life when I need to.

It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills.

I improve in misquotation.

Originality is independence, not rebellion; it is sincerity, not antagonism.

I don't hold myself dictated to by what everyone is saying, by the tabloids or popular opinion. I don't like bourgeois values. I say you find your own way to live.

When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

Labour markets are about people. And people have a right to be treated with dignity and respect.

There is nothing in cricket more calculated to raise a laugh than the sight of some determined and serious man under a spiralling catch.