Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

The idea that skiing might not be fun, might not be for everyone, had never occurred to me. Where I come from, the sport signified pleasure, nature, family happiness.

Pain or damage don't end the world.

Our pre-9/11 gun laws allow our enemies in the War on Terror to arm themselves right here in our own country.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

The angles even Draw strength from gazing on its glance, Though none its meaning fathom may; The world's unwither'd countenance Is bright as at creation's day.

I don't think it's time yet to eliminate cash, but I propose having a less-cash society, not a cashless one.

You can't rush the miles. No matter how fast I run, the five miles isn't going to be done in the first five minutes.

That's how things were out here in the wild, she was learning. Dangerous or beautiful. Or both.

It helps to know there is going to be continuity.