Without gambling, I would not exist.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Heart can keep a secret, but face is not a good secret keeper! So what heart knows, face will expose it!

Typically, I prefer to gag my own men. I'd never considered having them delivered to me that way.

A world of fully developed individuals is immune to the cult of collectivism.

When in Rome, live in the Roman way.

That we must love one God only is a thing so evident that it does not require miracles to prove it.

One of the problems with expertise is that people have it in some domains and not in others.

My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And they're competitive with illness: I have a cold. I wish I had a cold! I don't even have sinuses anymore.

We all wanted babies - but did any of us want children?

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I write drama in the English language. If I wasn't working in London I'd be doing something wrong.