With the single exception of the American Revolution, the aftermath of all revolutions from 1789 on only worsened the human condition.

...the myth of socialism is far stronger than the reality of capitalism. That is because capitalism is not really an ism at all. It is what people do if you leave them alone.

All problems are divided into two classes, soluble questions, which are trivial and important questions which are insoluble.

Reflection can be its own reward.

Pray, always pray; when sickness wastes thy frame, Prayer brings the healing power of Jesus' name.

When I'm at home or at school, I'm casual and comfortable. I tend to wear work out clothes and lots of sweaters.

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?

Whatever harm the evil may do, the harm done by the good is the most harmful harm.

Our memory is our coherence, our reason, our feeling, even our action. Without it, we are nothing.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

I discovered at the age of six that everything was a phony, worked with mirrors. Since then, I've always wanted to be a magician.

Let those possess the land, and only those, Who love it with a love so strong and stupid That they may be abused and taken advantage of And made fun of by business, law, and art.

Like having your own licence to print money.