Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Different people are different!

You are the conductor of your own attitude! Nobody else can compose your thoughts for you.

When you do something with a lot of honesty, appetite and commitment, the input reflects the output.

Be wise in the use of time. The question in life is not "how much time do we have?" The question is "what shall we do with it?"

If you feel yourself to be above the mass, speak so as to raise the mass to the height of your argument.

The Depression taught me what frugality means and the importance of not losing money.

I am genuinely an Independent. I agree more often than not with Democrats on domestic policy. I agree more often than not with Republicans on foreign and defense policy. I'm an Independent.

Where two discourse, if the anger of one rises, he is the wise man who lets the contest fall.

It is better to be silent, than to dispute with the Ignorant.

We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that Bush lied and people died, and we were all over the Middle East.