Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

A word was more valuable to them when they were not sure of its value. Since they became famous, their word has been more expensive but its value is less.

I have wept in the nightAt my shortness of sightThat to others' needs made me blind, But I never have yetHad a twinge of regretFor being a little too kind.

Without danger we cannot get beyond danger.

I figure if I have one false start every ten or 12 years that I've been running, I probably won't false start again during my career.

The one awakened liberated sees all things as one unseparated.

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

Allah will never humiliate the one who takes his Lord as friend and patron.

I think I always had a musicality, and I think I could tell a good song from a bad song. And I would appreciate hearing something that was new to me.

You like every one; that is to say, you are indifferent to every one.

No one individual can tell the truth.