Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

No matter what happens, no matter who turns on me, no matter what pompous swine thinks he has power over me, I am still me. I will always be me.

I could’ve quit long ago, but there wouldn’t be nothing to quit to, unless I was ready to commit suicide.

Being strong isn't enough, being at limit is the real success. Why? 'cause the heaven is the only N' one limit to fly as away as you can.

The nail that sticks out is hammered down.

A glory gilds the sacred page Majestic like the sun It gives a light to every age It gives but borrows none.

Working with green screen, you really rely on the director in a way that you don't on different types of films.

You love new boyfriend?" "I think so. Yes." "Then you must spoil him. And he must spoil you.

What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the universal application of a temporary feeling or opinion.

Cut your coat according to your cloth.

Don't be fooled by strength you can see," he said at last. "Yahweh often hides His power in the simple things, the weak things, and so His strength seems foolish in man's eyes.