Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'?

This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

I think very long and hard about every possibly offensive joke I want to make. I really hate mean humor and would hate to make anyone reading my jokes feel truly bad.

It's taken me all this time, all this loss, to realize what really matters is now.

Giving is the highest expression of potency.

To wrong those we hate is to add fuel to our hatred. Conversely, to treat an enemy with magnanimity is to blunt our hatred for him.

I like doing small parts, because I don't feel I'm that practised in acting. It's like making baby steps towards a bigger goal.

All change is a miracle to contemplate, but it is a miracle which is taking place every instant.

I've learned so many things and a lot of things I've learned the hard way. I look at failure as education in that respect I'm very well educated.

Instagramming photos of food isn't sexy.

Satyagraha can rid society of all evils, political, economic and moral.

The first time I ever screamed at someone was in a scene, and I'd never screamed at someone in my life.

It is joyous for any actor to enter other grounds of consciousness and thought. At the end of the day, we just all like dressing up and playing around.