Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!

Sometimes, God’s silence is a challenge for us to act

I adopt a very simple approach. I observe and reflect real life and ordinary people and sooner or later that raises a laugh.

Whether you are out in the world, or you're at home, you are simply an instrument of God's love in your universe.

England expects that every man will do his duty.

We need to strengthen Asian diplomacy.

I love you' really is the gateway drug of breaking up.

People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

In the studio, if they need to come down to the floor, things are a bit pushy, although it is easier for them to say things directly rather than through about five people.

Tell them it was a foul.