Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators?

You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

The big yellow one is the sun!

I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those people. I feel like I owe everyone in there an explanation.

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

Give into hope, I say, for fear will only paralyze. It is better to life a life of love amidst the pain than a life of apathy.

Better a friend to all his weight in gold.

Silence hung around the corners, draped like spider webs across all surfaces and hanging like smog in the air.

Some people dream of SUCCESS while other wake up and work hard at it.

A long war is degenerating - it ruins the mind and the soul and psyche of individuals and nations.

Everything that is in agreement with our personal desires seems true; everything that is not puts us in a rage.

I like to do things quickly because I'm easily bored.

It might be useful to be able to predict war. But tension does not necessarily lead to war, but often to peace and to denouement.

By the early seventies I had become an Englishman - that is to say, I hated England just as much as half my compatriots seemed to do.

I think you have to be very careful getting the balance right if you're going to talk about grand themes like war, death and nationhood. You need to use the right language or don't do it at all.