Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as God.

We are willing to believe anything other than the truth.

You can ensure the safety of your defense if you only hold positions that cannot be attacked.

The State idea is not according to my heart. I cannot understand why it is needed. It is connected with narrow-minded and economic obstacles. I believe it is bad. I have always been against it.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

I'd love to go back and teach primary school. I used to teach fourth grade and fifth grade. I'd love to spend several years teaching kindergarten or maybe third grade.

We are to enjoy what we have while we have it, but we are never to get to the point where we think we could not love without it.

I'd love to say that I could write political songs, but I don't feel clued-up enough.

I'm Canadian. I think that's it. When you're a Canadian, you're always watching America from the outside, from afar.

Respect is more than giving consideration of one's feelings. It is showing common courtesy for another human being.