Who goes to bed, and doth not pray, Maketh two nights to every day!

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

We only live if we dream.

There are three ingredients in the good life learning earning and yearning.

It seems odd, that certain men who talk so much of what the Holy Spirit reveals to themselves, should think so little of what he has revealed to others.

No amount of trying to inhale one more shred of inspiration is going to make it any easier to put your heart and soul out there.

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

Sometimes the best gear for a climb is a good excuse.

When you work out or you're doing anything active, it's more fun as a group. You may lose track of the time, and the next thing you know, you're working out for two hours because you're having fun.

I dainty little lass I wasn't. I looked twice my age until I turned 10 or 11.

What would aliens say when told earthlings shift clocks twice a year to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight?

An injured lion wants to know if he can still roar.