Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke?

I don’t know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?

Two thousand years and I’ve never met anyone so stubborn.

You do remember how dangerous I am with those?” “Aye, that’s the point. Everyone will duck and cover if they see you wielding these.” “Even my teammates?”“Especially your teammates.

And we’re at four. Alexis Ann, I think we’re in an abusive relationship.

I am currently preoccupied with chocolate.

We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.

Get out of my brain!

How can we be so utterly perfect, and you chose the douche who doesn’t have the first clue what he has?

Joy is the highest vibration in the known universe.

I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York's skyline.

You see, I was the son of a baptist minister.

The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.

The best teaching I ever experienced was at Exeter. Yale was a distinct letdown afterward.

I seem to have a talent for writing endings that seem just right to me but that frustrate other people.

If a player is not performing, there are two ways of looking at it. You wait for performance to come, or maybe the moment has arrived where you have to change. I could go either way.

The more deeply we are our true selves, the less self is in us.

We in this House are role models. People all over the world watch us and study us. When we fall short, they lose hope. When we fail, they despair.

Formerly no one was allowed to think freely; now it is permitted, but no one is capable of it any more. Now people want to think only what they are supposed to think, and this they consider freedom.