I am currently preoccupied with chocolate.

I don’t know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?

Two thousand years and I’ve never met anyone so stubborn.

You do remember how dangerous I am with those?” “Aye, that’s the point. Everyone will duck and cover if they see you wielding these.” “Even my teammates?”“Especially your teammates.

And we’re at four. Alexis Ann, I think we’re in an abusive relationship.

We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.

Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke?

Get out of my brain!

How can we be so utterly perfect, and you chose the douche who doesn’t have the first clue what he has?

We are made of stars. So, what's impossible?

Creative thinking begins by embracing your naiveté and rejecting the obvious in favor of the unusual, the extraordinary, the evocative and or the new.

Expectation levels set can be directly correlated to the quality of the training provided.

Hitler was the archetype of the abstemious man. When the other krauts saw him drink water in the Beer Hall they should have known he was not to be trusted.

There are so many weird people that nobody takes any notice. We all just fit right in.

The preaching of the Church truly continues without change and is everywhere the same. It has the testimony of the Prophets and Apostles and all their disciples.

I was listening to this Adele song, where she's like, "When we were young..." I was like, "You're 27. Are you kidding me?

It is a painful reminder that even the most well-intentioned among us sometimes act in ways that put children in danger of being abused or neglected.

The people of Floridas 2nd Congressional District said, Steve, go up there and fight to change the culture in Washington. Ive taken their instructions very seriously.

On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really behave.