When you sleep in your cloak there 's no lodging to pay.

We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.

In the choice of a horse and a wife a man must please himself ignoring the opinion and advice of friends.

Happiness is a rare cosmetic.

If you read Scarlett Avery, you know it's an awesome read! - Mary Johnston

It is sometimes but the mere hope for enjoyment that allows one to enjoy something, even when he is not really enjoying it at the moment.

Every single moment is your life, so enjoy the moment to enjoy your life fully.

My biggest failure is I have too many to talk about.

Rule: Start by looking for what is valid in every man.

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful.

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office.

No man is a hero to his valet. This is not because the hero is no hero, but because the valet is a valet.

Nostalgia paints a smile on the stony face of the past.

I had a real passion for performing. I craved the attention. I was a goofy kid just like I am a goofy adult. So as soon as I got the bug of getting laughs and getting on stage I just couldn't stop.