When you're making a television show, it's about the story and arc of the show rather than any particular episode or director.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand.

The scariest people are usually the sweetest.

Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

'Hostel' is that's how I feel about what's going on in Iraq. There's people that just want money and people are being sacrificed for it.

I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group a suicide bomber is the antichrist and to one he's a hero.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

You should look inside of yourself and see the person who is there

You see, in every story, it’s not about the ending. It’s about the chapters in between and how you make it through them

Do not let yourself be guided by the feeling of lust or love.

Watch your finances like a hawk.

Marihuana is the most violent drug in the history of mankind.

I've always been a fan of Fran Drescher!

It's beautiful when you watch something good happen to somebody when it's well deserved.

A woman is as young as her knees.

I think you can tell, when you meet someone, whether they read novels or not. There is some little hollowness if they don't.

I'm glad there are a lot of guitar players pursuing technique as diligently as they possibly can, because it leaves this whole other area open to people like me.