When you're feeling overwhelmed in business, one smart idea can beat the biggest Super Bowl ad.

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

I never expected I would be connected to the Alpha male as some kind of ancillary object and to this day it mystifies me.

Cocaine is like really evil coffee.

Only dumb people are happy.

I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent.

My number one thing to work on is not being reactive - but appropriateness doesn't come easily to me sometimes.

I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.

The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.

I feel the 21st century is another new age. Not only can we collaborate again with nature, but we have to. It's an emergency.

I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I couldn't imagine anything that I would write in that typeface.

Lao Tsu says the way of life is water, to be fluid.

We defend ourselves by descriptions and tame the world by generalizing.

She was forced to consider the startling fact that the love of her life might not actually be someone with whom she could spend a lifetime.

If you don't have a cause bigger than yourself, you won't get beyond yourself.

There are no other Everglades in the world.

Dont worry, Roza, I'm not afraid. I'll take whatever heat they give me over being with you. It's worth it.