When you are down, the only place to go is up. -Pontius Joseph

Getting a Lady is easy, but keeping a Lady is clever.

Living life with a plan can be harder without a plan.

The worst thing about being unhappy is not being strong enough to leave the situation.

People who have had little self-reflection live life in a huge reality blind-spot.

There is nothing so secular that it cannot be sacred, and that is one of the deepest messages of the Incarnation.

It is so easy to exist instead of live.

Human life began in flight and fear. Religion rose from rituals of propitiation, spells to lull the punishing elements.

Comics just don't retire. They either die young or they go to 100.

Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising.

We know more about soils of Mars than about soils of Africa

You want an idea that turns into a monopoly. But you can't get a monopoly, in a big market right away; too much competition for that.

What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.