When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?

Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.

The endorsement process is an evolution. What you try to do is you endorse someone that you believe in and their ideas and their solutions align with yours.

Let me tell you what the Cain Doctrine would be, as it relates to Israel if I were president. You mess with Israel, you are messing with the United States of America!

They call me racist too just because I disagree with a President who happens to be black. You are not racists - you are patriots.

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

It's not about me, it's about the grandkids. That's what a lot of people don't understand about what Herman is up to.

Stupid people are ruining America.

Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!

It's not Planned Parenthood. No, it's planned genocide. You can quote me on that.

I am suspending my presidential campaign.

The goal is to learn to be nurturing with yourself so you can feel free.

There is no beauty equal to the beauty of your soul.

I've realized that I love all forms of music and get excited when any artist goes crazy and creates something that is an experience.

I go to the movies a lot, and I regret when I see some actor that I used to like, to find them offering no more surprises.

a poem is like a wine glass in which you can hold up a little bit of reality and taste it.

The richest gifts we can bestow are the least marketable. We hate the kindness which we understand.

Time is built entirely on consensus: humans decide that they have linear time, so they do.

A man who claims to be fearless is an idiot or a liar.

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

The future is now. It's time to grow up and be strong. Tomorrow may well be too late.