When people direct insults at me, I can take it.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand.

The scariest people are usually the sweetest.

Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

'Hostel' is that's how I feel about what's going on in Iraq. There's people that just want money and people are being sacrificed for it.

I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group a suicide bomber is the antichrist and to one he's a hero.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

The only real influence I've ever had is myself.

We are about to make motherhood a crime. No civilized government in the history of mankind has ever done this.

When aristocrats pretend they're common people -- they get common!

The wiser a man becomes, the more he will read, and those who are wisest read most.

Everything is change; and you cannot step twice into the same river.

I've been wanting to do a play for years.

In much of the world, the most dangerous thing a woman can do is become pregnant.

I think it's possible to realize you love someone as deeply as you know how to love and not end up spending the rest of your life with him.

Good is not always God's will, but God's will is always good.

A hit, a very palpable hit.